• Sorry I haven’t blogged in a while
  • here’s what I’ve been up to
  • I promise to blog more
  • you’ll see x posts / week from me

These things are generally not worth posting. You may or may not keep your promises. Nobody is angry with you for not posting. Your audience wants more posts about interesting things. None of these things are interesting.

Hopefully, my advice against these tired blog posts is something interesting :)

Cheers,