Here’s a task I wrote for Exec, the instant personal assistant service.

  1. Log in to my Facebook account and check posts from the last two days
    • delete all posts made between midnight and 5am
    • remove any posts that do not make sense
    • un-tag me in all pictures where I am obviously drunk or committing a crime
    • delete any posts where I call anyone names
    • Identify any places I checked into - call them and ask if I am allowed back, or if I left a credit card there
  2. Log in to my twitter account
    • use the same heuristics as above
  3. Go through my cell phone logs
    • find anyone I texted / called between midnight and 5am
    • send them a text using my phone apologizing for my behavior
  4. Get me a glass of coconut milk and two excedrin

Useful for emergency mornings – you know, the ones where you really have to get up and moving quickly.