Here’s a task I wrote for Exec, the instant personal assistant service.
- Log in to my Facebook account and check posts from the last two days
- delete all posts made between midnight and 5am
- remove any posts that do not make sense
- un-tag me in all pictures where I am obviously drunk or committing a crime
- delete any posts where I call anyone names
- Identify any places I checked into - call them and ask if I am allowed back, or if I left a credit card there
- Log in to my twitter account
- use the same heuristics as above
- Go through my cell phone logs
- find anyone I texted / called between midnight and 5am
- send them a text using my phone apologizing for my behavior
- Get me a glass of coconut milk and two excedrin
Useful for emergency mornings – you know, the ones where you really have to get up and moving quickly.