Hey, SaaS companies - stop calling me at random times just because I created a free account on your service. Seriously, New Relic, Pingdom, and several others have been guilty of this over the past few months. It’s a trend now, and it’s annoying as hell.

You want to show that you offer amazing support, go the extra mile, blah blah blah. Well, how about waiting until I actually need support to demonstrate that? That’s when it’s actually critical, not when I’m playing around with your integration. And even if it’s just a customer lifecycle thing, and you want to “make sure I’m getting the most” out of your software, what about the common courtesy of emailing me first asking for an appointment? Maybe I can pencil you in.

Anyway, seriously, stop fucking calling me. Nobody likes telemarketers.